Idol say what?!?

Here it is, just after 8 p.m. and 'Idol' is kicking off.

Confession #1: I have NEVER watched 'Idol' before. That's right, I'm a total newbie. Experience the awe and wonder you first felt when you tuned in right here... see the show through my virgin eyes.

Confession #2: Although I've never tuned in, I have ALWAYS had an unhealthy obsession with the 'stars' that come out of 'Idol.' I've had in-depth discussions about Clay Aiken with my little sister. I've debated Carrie Underwood's recent weight loss. I've even rocked out at a Kelly Clarkson performance, jumping and screaming and freaking out with all her other fans!

Confession #3: Paula Abdul and her recent antics are VERY intriguing. The videos that have surfaced on YouTube (type in 'Paula Abdul Fox Interview' and be amazed) -- well, let's just say I hope I get some of that on the show! That woman has been one hot mess recently and I like it.

That's all I've got. More to come. Strapped in and ready to have my mind blown during the next 2 hours. Let the auditions begin...